Well, the hackers at the hospital let me go a day early. So, I'm back home and back to my usual sitting on my ass doing nothing routine only with morphine added in to take care of the sharp pains associated with my injuries.
Oh, John, Mom wanted me to let you know that she didn't go home last night because she got lost and ended up at the Mexican border and now she's in a Mexican jail for "impersonating a celebrity with malicous intent" or some other reason I'm sure they made up off the top of their head.
And to Yuka... wherever she may be right this moment...
Anyways, I have to see if I can go pay those Mexicans a big bail and get mom out.